Bodhran Jokes

What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians?

A bodhran player.

What is the difference between a bodhran player and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathisers.

How do you know when there is a bodhran player at your front door?

The knocking gets faster and faster and faster.

What's the best thing to play a bodhran with?

A razor blade.